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Joke of the Day

"I love my Sherlock Holmes dildo... I call him, Bendy-dick Cum-a-bunch"

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. ..."

"The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving.."

"I sat next to a hot girl on bus and thought: Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection. ... ... But she did. :<"

"[NSFW] I know one woman who prefers uncut cocks... And that would be my mother, obviously."

"Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story."

"A movie called Jurrasick Park where there's no dinosaur activity because they're now sick for some reason."

"In shop class... student: where do you keep your nails? teacher: on my hands, where else?"

"I went to the zoo this past weekend. The only animal they had was a dog... it was a shih tzu."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle pith helmet and pygmy guide"