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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo this past weekend. The only animal they had was a dog... it was a shih tzu."

"A man with goat legs and horns walks into a bar... It's only Satyr"

"New procedure The hospital in my town is becoming pretty progressive and added a new procedure targeted towards transgender women, it's called addadicktome."

"Here's a 'Frozen' joke that I heard from an eight year old Knock knock *Who's there?* You *[You who?](http://memecrunch.com/meme/1MG0Q/big-summer-blowout/image.png)*"

"I've been busy. What are we unnecessarily outraged about now?"

"same sex I have the same sex with my wife every month.."

"[Dumbledore gets hit with Avada Kedavra] HOUSE MD: I think he had lupus."

"What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother? Broccoli"

"What do women and fuses have in common? They blow when they get turned on."

"What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les. And yes, as a matter of fact, I am a dad."