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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle pith helmet and pygmy guide"
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"What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion."
"What's the worst part about being a redneck? Having to see your ex at family gatherings."
"[Army Shooting Range] Officer: Are you locked & loaded? Soldiers: YES SIR! Officer: You may fire at will! Soldier Named Will: WTF?"
"HER: I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone."
"My entire life is just a test To see whether I'll commit suicide or homicide first."
"Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow: Informer"
"When they eventually make a movie about Joseph Fritzel it'll be called 'Honey, I've entrapped, raped, impregnated and demoralized the kids.'"
"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"
"Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent"