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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story."

"At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date."

"don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather"

"My signature sandwich is called ""Hamnesia"". I forget what's in it."

"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."

"I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation"

"did you know if you throw a baby at a random group of people someone will always catch it so far"

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"