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Joke of the Day

"The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving.."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but ... I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'? It means nothing to them."

"How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do the changing and another to talk about how the last bulb was bigger."

"A young burn victim gets new eyelids made from his foreskin! Doctors say he will be a little cockeyed."

"Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race... if he learned it had cancer."

"Why cant black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"Sometimes when I talk to people I start pointing at crouches. (Point)"

"How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb."

"The number of things I feel compelled to sniff before I buy, is slightly embarrassing."