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Joke of the Day
"I'm writinig a book.... It's called *""""Pop goes the hamster"" and other great microwave games""*"
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"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"
"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam! (Kill me)"
"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you've told a woman she's overreacting."
"God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, but He probably hired Steve to help decorate the garden."
"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."
"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"
"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
"Why aren't there any ""old husband tales""? There are. They just get re-branded as ""logic"" and ""the truth""."
"Willie Nelson's braids sold at auction for $37,000. The winning bidder can't wait to smoke them."