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Joke of the Day

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam! (Kill me)"

"What's worse than getting AIDs? Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too."

"Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright."

"""I just tried to make reservations at the library"" You don't need a res- ""Couldn't get one though"" Don't do this ""They were fully booked"""

"Voldemort: Knock Knock Harry potter: Who's there? Voldemort: You know. Harry potter: You know who? Voldemort: Exactly!!!"

"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"

"Ted: ""Dad, why don't I have a middle name?"" Dad: ""Actually son, Ted is your middle name. Your first name is Adop"""

"to be Frank, i would have to change my name."

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie."

"Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities by the hand of Chuck Norris that occurred during the making of the episode."