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Joke of the Day
"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam! (Kill me)"
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"What is Nux's favorite browser? Chrome."
"Half of Chinese men have cataracts... The other half drive Lincolns."
"I went to my first Fight Club meeting last night Unfortunately I arrived 10 minutes late so I missed the introductions but I must say I had a fantastic time I'd recommend it to everyone."
"Did you hear about the fire at the campground? It was in tents"
"Did you hear about that man who used somebody else's legs? He could never stand up on his own two feet."
"What's the most popular pickup line at a gay bar? ""Hey, can I push your stool in?"""
"Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means."
"What do you call a 7' 2"" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls."
"The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back. I said ""Well you are in a wheelchair"""