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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"

"My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me She is not a fan."

"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunken Irishmen at 3am. [EDIT]: This isn't meant to be sexist, it is self-defamation."

"I asked my friend in North Korea how he was doing. He said he can't complain."

"What's the easiest way to perform an exorcism? You beat the hell out of them"

"If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France."

"Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary? It's a play on words."

"I couldn't put it off any longer, at the mall to shop for Christmas presents. Christ, what was I thinking... I came here sober."

"In capitalist America! Bank robs you!!"

"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."