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Joke of the Day
"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"
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"I met a guy who said he was a test tube baby. I said, groovy, daddy-o."
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"Q: Why did the ox fall down the hill? A: It was an oxident."
"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"