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Joke of the Day
"Willie Nelson's braids sold at auction for $37,000. The winning bidder can't wait to smoke them."
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"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""
"I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes."
"You say you're an atheist, yet you tell people they can ""go to hell!"" Make up your mind already."
"[Record Shop] Me: Hi, have you got anything by the Doors? Shopkeeper: No, we have to keep all exits clear in case of emergencies."
"Roses are red... Roses are red, downvotes are blue, speaking of downvotes, here's one for you!"
"They call me the Titanic because I once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated."
"I told a little white lie... or a little black lie, because all lies matter"
"I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!"