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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost"
"Son: Dad, am I adopted? Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
"Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt? Because they're different cultures."
"What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft."
"Meth addicts gets all their drug money from the tooth fairy."
"Want to know why carrots give you good vision? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before?"
"Only at Mcdonalds do they say, ""Sorry about your wait"" and really mean ""weight."""
"Would you like some headphones? The air hostess said to me, 'Of course I would! Oh and how did you know my name was Phones?'"
"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"