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Joke of the Day

"Interesting that on Opposite Day you cannot declare that it is so."

"What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump? I would tell you.... But I don't compare apples to oranges."

"My ex girlfriend wasn't able to handle my OCD I told her to close the door five times on her way out."

"Hate it when i accidentally drink a small amount of a carbonated beverage and my body is unable to release the gas and i pop like a seagull."

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face."

"What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !"

"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"

"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac who has dyslexia? He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"

"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"