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Joke of the Day

"Hate it when i accidentally drink a small amount of a carbonated beverage and my body is unable to release the gas and i pop like a seagull."

"My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.."

"You can get a tiny tablecloth for a DOLLHOUSE from Pottery Barn for $18.99, or I could just come over and punch you in the face for free?"

"What's a zombie's favorite snack? Fritos"

"What does the mafia and a girls pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in shit!"

"Apple profits have been going through the roof One might say... they're back in mac. *I'll see myself out.*"

"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."

"What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? A Luncheon!"

"LOL at people who ""love seafood"" but won't even eat a silverfish"

"Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies? In his sleevies."