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Joke of the Day

"What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump? I would tell you.... But I don't compare apples to oranges."

"How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."

"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."

"Ran into the apple store and used their bathroom .... iPeed"

"A magician says to his wife to 'Pick a card. Any card.' She takes his credit card and leaves."

"What did God say to the cheese that sinned? Gouda Hell."

"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"

"What type of knot do you tie in space? An astronaut."

"I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad."

"Last night I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69... She made me sweet and sour pork with fried rice."