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Joke of the Day

"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"

"You could call today ""Christmas Adam"" Because Adam came before Eve."

"How many decades of knowing someone before it's rude to ask what their name is?"

"I would do unspeakable things for a sandwich right now, like actually get up & make one."

"You remind me of someone I'd never like to meet."

"anything is pocket sized if your ass is big enough"

"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet."

"Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well bring me some you haven't had around for that long."

"I get it short people, I get it. Oooops sorry typo, I'll get it short people, I'll get it."