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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac who has dyslexia? He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!"

"I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during ""If I Could Turn Back Time"" does she mention killing Hitler."

"What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal? A Robin Williams."

"Sometimes I wear a tinfoil hat. I'm not one of those wackjobs, it just makes being in the microwave more interesting."

"Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers."

"I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat! I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops."

"What is the difference between Virging and non-virgin ? Virgin doesn't give a fuck."

"In the 1945-6 Nuremberg Trials what should have been the opening statement from the defence counsel representing the Nazi War criminals? 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.'"

"Pun challenge My friend entered a pun tournament this weekend and had to submit 10 puns. When I asked if he won, he told me ""No pun in ten did"""