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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !"

"When a guy texts a girl ""hey stranger"", what he really means is ""I've recently thought about trying to get in your pants again."""

"What do you get when the Pillsburry Doughboy bends over Dough nuts"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? They had to wake him up..."

"I don't see why everyone is up in arms about Oscar Pistorius.... Haven't we all woken up legless and fired a few into the missus?"

"Geeze, how's all the news in Nepal? It's really shaking me up!"

"They say you can get to a man's heart through his stomach... Unless he's a vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina."

"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? A book has papers."

"To be honest, Adolf Hitler was a hero... Afterall, he was the one who killed Adolf Hitler."

"I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip. You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves"