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Joke of the Day

"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"

"Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife? Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?"

"Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? He was a boar."

"Just place a STUDENT DRIVER sticker on top of your car, and suddenly no one suspects you of drunk driving at 8am."

"I lost my dictionary today... I can't find the words to express how I feel."

"Trojan condoms were named after a city that was maliciously and deceitfully entered and then burned to the ground? Hmmm...."

"Ugh. It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'."

"Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now."

"So, a friend of the bride gives her a wedding gift... It is an Elsa mug. Why? Cause she should have let him go."

"What was the name of the heaviest man in china? Won ton"