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Joke of the Day

"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool."

"Why are most runners single? At best they're ASICS."

"I'm hiring a motivational speaker for my lazy eye."

"Why is the old decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!"

"I feel like I heard this on Reddit, but it's just a solid joke. What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of many cunning stunts."

"My dad always warned me about anal sex He said son this is gonna hurt"

"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."

"I don't believe death is the end. In my heart I know that, long after I'm gone, I will continue to receive Hot Summer Deal!!! emails."

"Once when I had a broken toe, my mom told me to walk it off. When Princess Di died, she sobbed for a day."