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Joke of the Day
"Why do white people's feet get so dirty? They walk on the sins of their ancestors."
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"What do you call it when you hold a Jewish girl under the covers and fart? A dutch oven..."
"The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute."
"Superman's first day at the daily planet. Boss: Since you're new, you might need supervision. Clark: I have that, superhearing too."
"No thanks, Winter Olympics. If I wanted to see a bunch of white people playing in the snow, I'd hop on over to Facebook."
"What's the difference between a baby and a freezer? a freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it"
"So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please"""
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"INTERVIEWER: this says u work well with otters. Did u mean others? ME (shoving a romp of otters back into my briefcase): haha yeah of course"
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"