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Joke of the Day

"Why do white people's feet get so dirty? They walk on the sins of their ancestors."

"You know you're ugly when.... it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera. (add your own)"

"BEARD PROGRESSION: 1. Clean shaven babyface. 2. Cool stubble. 3. Rugged. 4. Homeless man. 5. Psycho killer. 6. Religious nutjob. 7. Wizard."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass. hey-yo!"

"Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat"

"What is the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family."

"Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me."

"The wood necromancer thought he had the upper hand when he trapped the clerics in his log cabin... But all too soon, the tables had turned."

"I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee."

"women tend to make bad decisions when they're around me... if they chose me instead it would be the best decision of their lives!"