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Joke of the Day
"how do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a Bingo sign!"
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"People form Pittsburgh are called Pittsburgers. Do you know what people from Hamburg are called? Germans"
"2001 A Space Odyssey 2 The spaceship returns HAL is just as uncooperative as ever. He never works. He becomes the basis for Windows 10."
"""If you film it, they will cum."" That's the tagline for my new baseball porno, Field of Creams. Based on the life of Hoeless Joe."
"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"
"my mate rang me earlier.... My mate rang me earlier and says ""Hey dude, what you up to?"" ""Probably failing my driving test"" I say"
"Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage. He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family."
"Never trust couscous. It's just fat sand."
"I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica."
"Honestly they're going to announce World War 2S before they announce World War 3"