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"Alligators gonna alligate"
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"Jacob Sartorious must have been born on a highway Because that's where most accidents happen."
"What does Tony Romo and a porn star have in common? They both know how to choke."
"(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint."
"My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that... now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations."
"What's Dean Martin's favorite eel? That's a moray."
"What do you call an upside-down ""W""? An M-poster"
"If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with ""I shouldn't be telling you this"""
"Boss told me to glue 2 pieces of wood together Totally nailed it"
"People who tweet about politics should have to pass a small test: if i say ""Oh, look, a dead bird,"" and you look UP, we take your phone away"