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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo? One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness. Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry."

"What's long and thick and turns conservative women on? The Bible"

"The classiest knock knock joke in existence [Fixed] Two guys walk into a bar"

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."

"SEX DICK: What's ur favorite planet? VAG: URANUS!!!!"

"its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup"

"I ate 23k pounds of cream cheese yesterday. BUT, there were nuts in it and I yelled FITFAM the whole time so technically it was health food"

"Damn, I burnt one. What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""

"I ate one of those orange Hostess cupcakes and now I have to live in the sewers."

"I just put on sine trousers I haven't worn since a wedding in 2001. I found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket... It still had 2 bars of battery. *some trousers"