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Joke of the Day

"[1st date] -I'm a fish whisperer. Wow, what does that mean? -*whispers* Fish. Oh... Haha um what do you- -*whispers right in her ear* Fish."

"If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter."

"A guy walked into a bar. He was brought to the closest hospital quickly."

"What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad? Cross-dressing"

"How do you juice an orange? Play with its citorus"

"I HATE PEOPLE!! but i love women"

"It's taking Arby's forever to fry my salad."

"A Cop, Indian, GI, Construction Worker and a Cowboy walk into a bar... Am I in the wrong place or are they?"

"Spider-Man is my favorite superhero whose name is made up of 2 things that scare the shit out of me."

"What's the worst part about 9/11? getting your reddit jokes downvoted 14 years later because everyone is a crybaby cunt"