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"Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison..."
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"On their death beds, I bet a lot of bad guys wish they would have turned around and watched more explosions."
"What's a thot's favorite animal? A cock-a-too! I'll show myself the door..."
"How often do scientists check the element table? Periodically..."
"""Give me a positive adjective..."" ""Splendid."" ""Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?"" ""Splendidn't."""
"Once you go black... you're a single mom."
"What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you"
"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!"
"Why is pound cake called pound cake? Because it pounds your anus!"
"Frozen Joke Don't let it go here let it go else where you flithy badger!"