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Joke of the Day
"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!"
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"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."
"The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead... ""Hail, Satan"""
"If you think it's ""uncool"" to love America, why don't you go see how ""cool"" it is to live in a country that doesn't have toilets or pizza."
"Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require? Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen."
"Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation At least they can work to a deadline"
"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."
"Black Jesus. Went to jail for you"
"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"
"I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe. BTW original, thought I'd share."