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Joke of the Day
"I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame."
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"What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."
"People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous."
"Wife: Want do you want for dinner? Me: Surprise me. Wife: I used to be a man. Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pizza."
"What's a jewish dota 2 player's favorite skill? shekel shot"
"What should you do if your walls get cold? Put on another coat."
"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."
"The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce... I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!"
"What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !"
"I like my coffee like I like my wife... cold and bitter."