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Joke of the Day
"What's a thot's favorite animal? A cock-a-too! I'll show myself the door..."
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"What would you call Geralt of rivia if he had a sex change? The switcher"
"How are American beer and making love in a canoe the same? They're both fucking close to water."
"What's the difference between acne and catholic priests? Acne waits until you've hit puberty to come on your face."
"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."
"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."
"[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago"
"With Murray testing free agency maybe the cowboys should pick up both Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson on the cheap! They would be a good one two punch!"
"what is a gays least favorite fruit? cantaloupe"