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Joke of the Day
"Frozen Joke Don't let it go here let it go else where you flithy badger!"
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"""I'm soooo tired!"" [lays down in bed] ""I'm soooo comfortable!"" Bladder: Sup bro"
"A man exclaims to his wife, ""I can see 6 years into the future..."" ""Thanks to my 2020 vision!"" His wife replies, ""How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"" He happily says, ""Since 2009!"""
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend until you realize they turn you into a shallow ho"
"TIL that Geneva has the biggest meeting place for Homosexual scientists in the world. It's called the ""Large Hardon Collider"""
"My kid said he was gonna jump off the roof using a blanket as a parachute and I was like ""That won't work you idiot. Go get my umbrella""."
"Doctor Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!"
"Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones."
"What do horny terrorists in airplanes do? High jack."
"Diet - day 1: I have removed all bad food from the house...it was delicious."