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Joke of the Day
"Frozen Joke Don't let it go here let it go else where you flithy badger!"
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"People who wait 3 hours to respond to a text ""LOL"" should be punched in the neck. Your not fooling anybody. You weren't LOLing that long."
"Where does Obama live? The ""Baracks"""
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together! I was, like, OMg!"
"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."
"I spent 2 hours at a gym looking angry with my arms crossed. The manager thought I worked there and gave me a raise"
"Boy To Girl Boy : You are the most funniest & most beautiful girl I've ever met. Girl : You just want to screw me , Don't you ? Boy : Wow ! and smart too ... !"
"Had a big mix up at the store today, apparently when the clerk said ""strip down facing me,"" she meant my credit card."
"BARBER: what'll it be ME: can u make me feel extremeley self-conscious for 45 minutes BARBER: u got it"
"Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel."