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Joke of the Day

"""Give me a positive adjective..."" ""Splendid."" ""Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?"" ""Splendidn't."""

"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"

"Billion dollar idea: war."

"The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected."

"I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."

"Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York? They wouldn't let him bring his carrion. Sorry."

"What's a zergling's favourite newspaper? The Guardian."

"Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else"

"a Guy walks down an American street. He sees a policeman and wave. Later the same day the police explain to the press: ''It was self-defence, he had a gun in his hand somewhere''"

"What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting? [OC] I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer."