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Joke of the Day
"Once you go black... you're a single mom."
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"My friend is dressing as an owl for Halloween he's a hoot to be around"
"I Wish I was a Wal Mart Truck Driver... Because I missed Tracy Morgan on Saturday."
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"I used to work at a trampoline factory It had its ups and downs"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
"I guess you can call 2chainz... A master debater... ( )"
"If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss"
"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner... ...The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"When the checkout person tries to put your toilet paper in a bag, tell them it's 'for here', not 'to go'. Then ask them to hurry."