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Joke of the Day
"Just like my refrigerator... I open Reddit, just to be disappointed and close it."
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"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"
"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"
"How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name address and blood group."
"Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide"
"My boobs are so big you can't even motorboat me. You have to row boat me. With oars."
"My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock."
"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"
"The doctor gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."
"Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves."