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Joke of the Day
"Just like my refrigerator... I open Reddit, just to be disappointed and close it."
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"Hey girl are your parents retarded? Because you're special."
"What is a priest's favorite candy? Sacramentos"
"A guy goes to the doctor... He says, ""Doc, every time I drink coffee I feel a sharp pain in my right eye."" The doctor asks, ""Did you take out the spoon?"""
"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""
"A dentist recently had to pull some teeth The pain was bad enough, but when they told me I would have to drink directly from the glass for a whole day, that was the last straw."
"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""
"Almost 10,000 tweets, guess who's not Employee of the Month."
"Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI A spine"