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Joke of the Day
"My boobs are so big you can't even motorboat me. You have to row boat me. With oars."
Next Joke
"Why do black people have big nostrils? Because air is free"
"What did Mr. Orange say to Anna Banana when she asked what his first name was in rhyme world? Fuck off"
"What's the cheat code for Friday?"
"GENIE: u get 3 wishes! ME: for my first wish, I want a never-ending bowl of guac GENIE: guac, huh? Yeah, that's gonna cost you an extra wish"
"The S7's are exploding as much as Muslims in the middle east."
"I love Animals They are deeeeeeelicious."
"Please stop sending me sexy photos of yourselves, ladies. You're distracting me while I try to read this book on reverse psychology."
"Wind turbines. I'm a big fan."
"Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea. Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned"