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Joke of the Day
"The doctor gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."
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"I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs. She replied ""Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."""
"When we draw birds we basically just draw flying mustaches."
"True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own."
"Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? They're too bitter."
"Where do you get a drink on Excel? ....Formula bar"
"What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke? Dad jokes are punnier."
"Posting a status update before responding to someone's text is the easiest way to let them know how unimportant they are."
"I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank"
"How can you tell if you're racist? You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam."