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Joke of the Day

"Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide"

"Men and women stalk differently. Men will drive by at night. Women will show up at your job and smash your stuff in front of everyone."

"I got a secret! I got a secret! Whiskey: Not anymore."

"What was Hitler's favorite way to tie his boots? In Nazi's!"

"I spent all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me..."

"Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out? I heard it was a real hit with the ladies."

"Siri, where are my pants?"

"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"

"Did you hear Justin Timberlake is making a new song based on Oscar Pistorious? It's called Cry Me A Reeva"

"r/jokes is like a guy with short term memory loss. No matter how many times you tell him the same joke, he'll still laugh like he's hearing it for the first time."