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Joke of the Day

"What has one ""n"", two ""g""s, an ""i"", ""e"", and an ""r"" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group? ginger"

"Birds A duck walks into a restaurant. After eating a whole meal, he says to the waiter ""Just put is on my bill"""

"2000s kids wont get this. Y2K"

"An Irish walks past a bar. ..."

"[on quiz show] ""and if you won some money today keith, what would you do with it?"" *leans way too close into the microphone* spend it alex"

"Did you hear about how they spotted a Nazi in the sea? It's okay, it's just adolfin"

"I'm half black... Bottom half"

"I feel old whenever someone tells me they were born in the 90's."

"What's the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."

"A guy from Michigan dies and wake up in Hell. ""At least I'm still in Michigan."""