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Joke of the Day

"What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell"

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."

"Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!"

"I was asked earlier today on my view on lesbian relationships. Apparently in ""HD"" was the wrong answer."

"12 of my favorite anti-jokes"

"What is the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."

"Just saw a touching BP commercial where BP congratulates BP for doing some of what BP was legally required to do after it wrecked the earth."

"What's the opposite of effort? F it."

"I used to complain about the bright car lights in my rear view mirror I removed it awhile ago, and haven't looked back since."

"So I organized a threesome last night! ...there were a couple no shows, but I really enjoyed myself."