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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Female Clown? A Clunt."
Next Joke
"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."
"Me: I'm nervous about mingling at the party Wife: Just talk about stuff anyone can relate to [Party] Me: HI I UNDERSTAND YOU TOO ARE HUMAN"
"Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction."
"People who like shitty lite pop-rock are lucky. They get to hear their favorite music in department stores and at the dentist."
"Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?"
"What do you call all Republicans that aren't racist, sexist or homophobic? Nancy from New York."
"I just found out Nicki Minaj isn't animated!"
"Angry Birds? Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film ""The Birds?"" It's about Angry Birds."
"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall"