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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?"
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"Best period joke ever ."
"My head needed a pat down at airport & I said ""Oh cuz of my extensions!"" TSA lady snapped, ""Girl, hush. Your weave is between you and God."""
"What do you call an unconscious foot? Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)"
"What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
"On CNN I just saw a headline that said ""Reddit Revolts"" My first thought was, ""Mr. CNN reporter. You don't know the internet very well do you. Reddit is revolting every day"""
"A horse walks in a bar Bartender: why the long face? Horse: I just found out I have cancer."
"How do you seduce a fat woman? PIece of cake."
"Just been confronted by my next door neighbour, apparently there's been items going missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants!"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20. His father says, ""Ten dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""