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Joke of the Day
"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."
Next Joke
"What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet"
"Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya mocha choca latte."
"two flies, eating dinner So two flies are eating a piece of shit. The first fly farts. The second fly looks over, disgusted, and says ""ummm...excuse me...I'm eating here...""."
"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To let him get a word in."
"What does the shy little pebble wish for? To be a little Bolder."
"A girl was giving me crap in math class. I told her to absolute value her attitude."
"""Enjoying your day off?"" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas."
"Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom."
"""How's the wine?"" ""House red?"" ""Yes."" *sips, swills, spits* ""Wow it's got too much body."" ""Sorry, I should have evicted the tenants first."""