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Joke of the Day
"A girl was giving me crap in math class. I told her to absolute value her attitude."
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"Damn, girl are you a sketch on Saturday Night Live? Cause you're getting old, fast!"
"Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect !"
"THAT SH!T CRAY You can not underestimate the power of linguistic tracks. KANYE in my language means - go to shit."
"Good comedy is like health insurance Some just can't get it"
"""Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the 'M' is silent."""
"Why are dicks like quantum particles Measuring them changes the result"
"I learned a very important lesson at Mount Rushmore. The best presidents were stoned."
"What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother? JPEG"