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Joke of the Day
"""Enjoying your day off?"" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas."
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"I like my women how I like my tests Curved"
"Two hats on a hat hanger, one says to the other.... You go on ahead."
"Have you ever noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? There's such balance in nature!"
"""Have you seen the film constipated?"" ""No?"" ""Has it come out yet?"""
"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"
"President's Day is just a holiday invented by Presidents to sell more Presidents."
"I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well he called it a receipt...whatever."
"What is a group of porn stars called? A Gaggle."
"I used to think I had bad taste, but then I met my girlfriend and now I know what someone with bad taste really looks like."