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Joke of the Day

"What does the shy little pebble wish for? To be a little Bolder."

"What do you call a Poor Stripper? Ugly."

"How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank? He was always drinking on the job"

"You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless."

"So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic baskets before one of them tried an Indian song."

"What even is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."

"Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor"

"Joke Challenge! Who can make the best joke using the spelling similarities between ""papist"" and ""rapist""? NSFW of course OK."

"A normal knock-knock joke ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Are you."" ""Are you who?"" ""Stop speaking incorrect grammar and get out of my house!"""

"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."