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Joke of the Day

"All the king's horses and men stand over Humpty. Puzzled, they go back to reading the IKEA instructions."

"Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad? Because she died a virgin!"

"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Gay jokes are not funny! Cum on guys!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black. Bitter. And preferably farmed by African slaves"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being dark."

"Dwarf Shortage I know, it's a short joke"

"The definition of a fart...as told by a 60 year old woman I work with. A turd honking for its right of way!"

"Red sky at night shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning... Your barn's on fire."

"I stopped fighting my inner demons; We're totes BFFs now."