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Joke of the Day

"All the king's horses and men stand over Humpty. Puzzled, they go back to reading the IKEA instructions."

"Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box"

"I got an idea for a 90's Mustard Commercial joke but I need some help, so let me ask properly. Pardon Me, but do you have any Grey Poop Puns?"

"If you watch the biggest loser backwards it's a story about your mom."

"Calling someone average is mean but I think they are the mean"

"Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello * I love pun jokes give me some more"

"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?? Attire"

"The table salt tore a ligament. It was an ACL."

"What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore? Semi-retired."

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place and says 'Make me one with everything'."