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Joke of the Day

"If you watch the biggest loser backwards it's a story about your mom."

"What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam"

"My girlfriend has the hottest ass in the world. Me"

"What's the difference between the IRS and a baby? It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up."

"Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he started it. Trying to get into small pants."

"Money can't buy happiness... Poverty can't buy *Anything*"

"Back from my bike ride and I feel fit as a fiddle ... the fiddle, ya know, that most athletic of instruments..."

"A guy just told me ""All asians are ninjas"" I wanted to tell him how racist that was, but he was black and i didn't want to get beat down"

"I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad."

"How did the knight know that his armor was made in China? He found a chink in it."