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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vulture fly United Airlines? Because they allow 1 free carrion"
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"I just got a futuristic coffee maker. It was a ground-breaking development."
"This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight golf prick or disco chest hair."
"Karma is like 69. You get what you give."
"What is a sheep with no legs? A Cloud."
"Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna? I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great."
"How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso"
"What workout routine did Jesus stick to best? Crossfit"
"I don't understand why banks keep their pens chained to the counter If I trust you with my money, then you should trust me with your pen!"
"ME: you don't look anything like your profile photo TINDER DATE: LOL no, that's my pug, Arthur *silence for 10mins* ME: is Arthur coming or"