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Joke of the Day

"Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello * I love pun jokes give me some more"

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her? Because she's Transparent."

"Why didn't Hitler take a taxi? He was more of an Ubermensch."

"Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic."

"Critics agree that plot considerations did not justify the near-constant nudity in your film ""How To Safely Use A Ladder In The Workplace"""

"Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled: Never Gonna Give EU Up"

"Why is a fire truck always red? Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose."

"My friend has already lost 50 pounds last month on their new diet. It's called the ""fruit machine"" , I think I will have to try it."

"The 11th commandment was, ""Talk shit, get hit"" but God totally didn't have enough room on those stone things, so, like, yeah."

"Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?"