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Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the scientist who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."

"I was gonna go to the gym today... ... But it didn't work out."

"I don't always start a joke without finishing it, but when I d"

"[God creating bats] GOD: I wonder what a bird would look like if it was a demon?"

"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"

"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."

"Are you having trouble finding your kids' name's on bottles of Coca Cola? Then I bet you wish you'd given them proper names instead of thinking you were clever by calling them Lake and Destiny."

"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""

"Politicians only kiss babies because it might be theirs."

"Would you like to know how to read minds? It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds"