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"I don't always start a joke without finishing it, but when I d"
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"Me: *hyperventilating* 911? BEES! ... EVERYWHERE! ... SEND...HELP! ""Sir we don't ..."" Me: OMG! DON'T YOU HAVE A SWAT TEAM FOR THIS?"
"Yo mama is so classless... Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society."
"""Your honor-"" No objections. how do you plead to cheating at heads up seven up? ""guilty"" no juice boxes for a week..piece of shit *mom sobs*"
"What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''"
"The problem with Australia is that it's full of scary reptiles... Tony Abbot for example."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him"
"Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves."
"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work!"
"My sex life is like a Wild West saloon... Liquor in the front, poker in the rear"