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Joke of the Day

"I don't always start a joke without finishing it, but when I d"

"What do you call a black attorney? A brotha-in-law"

"Katrina Hit me hard, Wrecked my house, threw all of my possessions around and flooded my basement, But I still think those jeans made her look fat."

"What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe."

"What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts? Abstinence."

"A man learned that every time he reposted a joke on Reddit, he gained a year to live. He was already immortal."

"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."

"How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!"

"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."

"What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeeeee"