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Joke of the Day

"[God creating bats] GOD: I wonder what a bird would look like if it was a demon?"

"[Jesus at the bar] ""Oh, I'll just have a water"" *winks at camera*"

"Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket? Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair."

"What is long, white, and very sticky? The coming of the Lord!"

"Why did the star wars fan kill a blind man? Because he joined the dark side."

"The Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense."

"Two Dragons walk into a bar One dragon says, ""It's hot in here"". ""Shut your mouth"", says the other dragon."

"U want to hear a great joke? ""A great joke"" but you have to speak it out yourself."

"I could never commit suicide I just couldn't live with it..."

"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"