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Joke of the Day

"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"

"If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office frantically googles your request and then posts the results"

"What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder"

"What's black and white and red all over? A cow that's just been murdered."

"There are 30 cows and twenty eight chickens... How many didn't? Better told in person."

"Arrived home last night to find a man trying to steal my front gate. I didn't abuse him though, I thought he may take a fence."

"I also like my women like I like my coffee... ...cheaply imported from Brazil"

"Let's play a game called Fuck Off You go first"

"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"

"[overhears guy saying economy is bad] [later, at family dinner] no trust me, the last thing you want is an economy. those things are so bad"